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Creme de la Chem
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Creme de la Chem

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Genetic Heritage
Stardawg Illuminati Cut x Chemdogging
Seed Type
F5 Feminised Automatic
Indica/Sativa
70/30
Cycle Time
65 to 70 days from sprout
Pricing
$
24.00
per 1-pack
$
48.00
per 3-pack
$
per 5-pack
$
90.00
per 7-pack
$
per 10-pack
Project Introduction and Overview:

Chemdogging was released in early 2015 as one of our Mephisto Originals and has remained a firm favourite in it's pure form, but you know us, we just had to use it as a basis to create some fresh automatics! So aside from the obvious similarities in genetics, why use Chemdogging as the auto parent? She's stable, she's potent - testing consistently high for THC levels above 22% and she puts out intense aromas. Combine all those factors and she's just an overall Decent with a capital D auto to work from. We love her that much we've also used her as the auto parent to another Artisanal strain: Cosmic Queen. From the offset, when planning the project we wanted to outcross again to a photoperiod of exceptional quality with a shared lineage. After some trials and tribulations searching, our stars aligned and we happened upon a cut of Top Dawg Seeds Stardawg, specifically the Illuminati cut. Us Meph_heads are equivalent to magpies and shiny things but for frost. The Stardawg produced real nuggets adorned with lashings of frost, in combination with super intense aromas it was a no brainer to utilise. The initial F1 cross was made when we were doing some outdoor testing in Summer 2015, and over two years later we're able to finally release into the world this absolute joy of an auto.

Strain behaviour and structure:

Creme de la Chem grows fast and thick with good vigor, she produces huge dark green fans and if you peer beneath them you'll see fast branching progression from early on. She definitely benefits hugely from some leaf tucking/manipulation in order to get those lower branches up from under the canopy but once you do, the many secondary branches form a platform equal in height, with just the main cola poking out above. Creme de la Chem is a medium sized automatic, but if she's able to grow and branch freely, will often be as wide as she is tall. She flowers at a medium rate speed wrapping up in around 65 days within a good environment. The flower formations result in golf ball (or often larger) round nuggets at the end of a branch, density is well well up there, it can certainly pay dividends to clear out some lower growth and lower branch nodes. Creme de la chem is really a delight, both surprising and surpassing our expectations, she puts on a thick coat of sticky white almost furry frost, which contrasts beautifully against the cooler autumnal colours she puts out through her flowering phase as she gets her fade on. As well as visual appeal, she ticks all the boxes in the smell department too. (Read: Odour control warning!) Smells emerge initially as quite sweet to floral, with hints of incense and spice. However as the flowers build the intensity of the aromas do very much so. We'd definitely recommend CDLC as an entry point strain into Mephisto, she's deserving of a space in every garden and for us personally she's a strain we're going to put on repeat.

In the weeds.

Size
55 to 80cm
Yield
90 to 120g
Aroma and Flavour
Varied delights from flowers and spices to incense with fuelly notes. Tastes of spice, fuel & flowers. Tastes and smells STRONG!
Effect
Highly potent, long duration high.
Extract
Rich in terps ideal for rosin, live resin and bubble hash.
Cannabinoids
TBA
Best Method
Best Grown
Medicinal Effect
Fantastic medicinal strain, aches/pains/insomnia all taken care of.

Creme de la Chem

Merchandise

Because we all need some swag.

Creme de la Chem

$
1.50
/ piece

If you're anything like us you'll love your slaps! The stickers were designed by the community, so we have to extend our thanks again for doing such an excellent job! This product is a single Creme-de-la-Chem strain sticker. This sticker is between 3-4" (75-100mm) in size, is die cut and printed with a gloss finish that is UV/weather resistant so is suitable for indoor or outdoor use.

This sticker is between 3-4" (75-100mm) in size, is die cut and printed with a gloss finish that is UV/weather resistant so is suitable for indoor or outdoor use.

Creme de la Chem

$
1.50
/ piece

If you're anything like us you'll love your slaps! The stickers were designed by the community, so we have to extend our thanks again for doing such an excellent job! This product is a single Creme-de-la-Chem strain sticker. This sticker is between 3-4" (75-100mm) in size, is die cut and printed with a gloss finish that is UV/weather resistant so is suitable for indoor or outdoor use.

This sticker is between 3-4" (75-100mm) in size, is die cut and printed with a gloss finish that is UV/weather resistant so is suitable for indoor or outdoor use.

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